did u guys see me at the oscars
You looked great, pizza. Congrats on everything. I love you.
Thanks, John. I love you too.I’m so glad my parents still get along.
|Leonardo DiCaprio:||*names his child Oscar*|
|Doctor:||"Would you like to hold h-"|
|Leonardo DiCaprio:||"Say it like we rehearsed it."|
|Doctor:||*sighs* "And the Oscar goes to..."|
YOU GOTTA FIGHT………….FOR YOUR RIGHT…………….to have basic reproductive rights and control over your body there is no punchline here it is literally 2013 and white republican men are still breaking rules so that you can’t own your vagina.
australians dont have sex
I spat out my coffee
sorry about your